My Letter to Relic Entertainment

by Michael Camilleri

Joke's on you. NO ONE READS THIS!

Since I frequently get reactions to things I write about on this blog (much to my surprise) I thought in light of my failure to get a response from Relic Entertainment I’d write them a letter and publish it here. Letters don’t usually have titles but if mine did it would be called, ‘Hi, I want to play the game I bought from you with real money.’

Dear Relic,

I would like to be able to play my game. It is called Company of Heroes. I purchased it from you via Steam on 22 July 2007 at 7:54 am. I know the exact date and time I purchased it because I still have the email receipt that Steam sent me.

Unfortunately for me, you do not seem to know this. When I tried to play my game on the weekend of the 24th/25th I was taken to a new Relic Online login screen that I had not previously seen. After attempting to register an account with your service I was told that my serial number had already been used and my account was now banned. This confused me since I do not have an account with Relic Online and had never previously entered my serial number while playing your game.

Your service suggested that if there was a problem I contact coh-abuse@relic.com. Since there was a problem I did contact coh-abuse@relic.com. This was on the morning of Sunday 25 January 2009 my time (Saturday your time). I had not received a response on Sunday. Or Monday. Or Tuesday. It is now Wednesday and I still have not received a response (more than 80 hours later). I have written to you again asking that my inquiry be answered. This too has not had a response.

I would like to be able to play my game. I purchased it from you with real money and I am angry that this does not seem to matter to you. I have enjoyed your games in the past and was thinking about purchasing future games from you. I am now reconsidering this decision.

Please let me play my game. (I cannot believe I just had to ask that.)

Kind Regards,

Michael Camilleri