I am a Crazy Person

by Michael Camilleri

I hate clutter.

I’m typing this while writing in a room that looks like a bomb hit it so allow me to be more specific.

I hate information clutter. Really hate isn’t the right word because it’s not like I get worked up about it.1 I mean hate in the sense of can’t stand it and can’t stand it in the sense of I don’t want to be around this so I’m going to leave. The way that you might not be able to stand the smell of something.

But I’m starting to think that I must be crazy because it doesn’t seem to matter how much more advanced websites get, they don’t change in this respect. HTML5 replaces Flash but it doesn’t stop pages that are three or four scrolls deep. CSS3 allows us to throw around rounded boxes with gay abandon but it doesn’t result in fewer rounded boxes.

I tend to believe in the idea that if you’re the only person that has a problem, maybe you’re the problem. So I’m thinking this must mean that I’m a crazy person. I’m writing this partly as an admission of defeat and partly as a cry into the wilderness. Are there any other crazy people out there?

For those of you for whom what I’m saying isn’t immediately making sense, allow me to illustrate with an example. I love the New York Times; it’s a great newspaper and I feel privileged that I can read it each day for nothing on its website. Yesterday, the Times launched a new look to the Opinion section of its website. (You can see it here.) John Gruber praised it as being a ‘nice layout’ and from what I’ve seen most people think it’s pretty spiffy.

I hate it.2

And I hate it because of information clutter. I hate it because I can hit the Page Down key four times before I get to the bottom of the page.

To be clear, I love long form writing and long form journalism in particular. I have created a website whose entire purpose is to allow me to read long form journalism more enjoyably. Let no man read this and think that I wish the columnists would simply use fewer words. No, what I’m getting at are long front or splash pages. Pages that welcome you upon arrival to a website or section. And which just go on forever. Like turtles, it’s content all the way down.

We’re not talking about four pages of endless scrolling that is filled with a site map or something. This is four pages of content. At the time of writing, if you hit the Page Down key four times you will make it to the bottom of the front page and you will be presented with a teaser to an article by Jeff McMahan about carnivores. This is a real article. If you click on it, you are taken to an article that is 2,789 words long.

But this is my question: who is clicking on this? Who is hitting Page Down four times, getting to the bottom and then clicking on this link?3 I can’t believe anyone is. And yet these endless front pages are pervasive. And on really, really popular websites. See Yahoo!, Amazon, MSN, YouTube, AOL.

When I go to a site like this, even when it’s a site filled with content that I like, I invariably find myself shutting it. I can’t deal with the information overload and I’d rather not look at it. This cannot be the case for most people, though. If it were, these websites would change. They’re big and successful and popular because people visit them (not because people close them).

But it just doesn’t make any sense. Gahhhh!

Take the Amazon page. I’m looking at it now and if I hit the Page Down key three times, I am presented with ‘Bounce’ fabric softener. Who the fuck clicks on this? Who looks at the first row of products, the second row, the third row — indeed six rows — and then thinks to themselves, Ah ha! Fabric softener! At last!4

According to Wikipedia, Amazon made $24.5 billion. In 2009. Last year, I did not make even one billion dollars. Clearly what they are doing is working. Which is why I’m thinking I must be crazy. I must have the problem. I must be the odd one out.

Excuse me while I sit in a corner muttering to myself.


  1. Or at least not that worked up about it. I guess I did spend a good 30 minutes composing this post about it. 

  2. This is the Internet so when I say I hate it what I mean is that while in a lot of ways I admire the craftsmanship that’s gone into its production, I have an issue with it and so must treat it with all the scorn and derision I can muster. 

  3. Apart from me. 

  4. I feel compelled to point out that if you did scroll down you would see that you were being offered ‘Bounce’ for 25% off. I like to think of this as a reward for people who actually click on this link. I don’t believe this is true but if it were it would almost make me not mind it.